Robert of Fostoria:

Joke:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef

Jenny of Arlington::

Joke:
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

Dan of Carey:

Joke:
How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight. One to change it and seven to whine about how much they missed the other one.

Hannah of Upper Sandusky:

Joke:
If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire, and they had a baby, what would the baby's name be?
Frost Bite

Lisa of Ridgeway, Ohio:

Joke:
Why did the chicken cross the playground???
To get to the other slide

Paula of Arlington. OH:

Joke:

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!